When I see "explain" on a test.
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me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
Happy 20th Birthday Jacky:)
heyfunniest: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
waiting-for-the-tardis: Last chance today.
Me before game: I love my team so much!
Me during game: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING, FUCKING SHOOT YOU TWATS
cescisperfection: Man Utd and Chelsea lost Tottenham tied Arsenal won
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
When I said I’ll be back in England in a “couple of years” that doesn’t...– José Mourinho (via smallawesomethings)